Yes I'm makin git sound like a disease, but IT IS. Sorry if I offend you people out there who enjoy wearing specs (FREAKS!) but what else do you call it? Your eye growing elongated and damaging your eyesight? Isn't that ABNORMAL? Like, your eye has MUTATED and you're handicapped?
I hate being the victim of an incurable disease. In fact, I'm not going to have children because I might pass on my myopia genes to my babies.
Anyway, after Bio class, we went to Hopoh because Chai canceled on us. Clare brought me to her optician, and it was excruciating.
I have 400 degrees damage both eyes. Wtf. Anyway, my eye wasn't big enough. Like, the lens couldn't go in. I had to pull really hard and still I kept blinking and looking away. I almost cried. It was super embarassing also and took around 35 minutes to fit in. It is so freaky to touch your eyeballs!
It was as if I had been given a new lease on life. I could order food by myself, identify my own car, I could appreciate the beauty of the world. I felt as if I had just opened my eyes for the first time and I was able to enjoy every petal, every blade of grass.
That was a..dramatic paragraph.
Anyway, I had really pretty eyes with contacts. i tried to electrocute every guy who walked past. Haha. Seriously, my eyes have never been bigger.
We went back to school and catwalked.
Next we went to Star and got tickets for Orphan. I bought false lashes and we walked around pitifully while waiting for 3.15. We got in and it was terrible.
I give u a synopsis..a couple adopted a girl from an orphanage. She's sweet and cute but actually she threatens her siblings and gets them to do crimes with her. She bashes nun's heads with bricks and sets fire on stuff while sabotaging her mum till she's kicked out of the house. The brother ends up in hospital after being burned, thrown from a treehouse and smothered by her. The deaf-mute sister is stupid and goes along.
Voila! She's a psych patient from Estonia and is actually 33 but has the body of a little girl. Her MO is seducing the father, then if she fails she'll kill him and burn the house. She fails, then stabs him to death and then the mum arrives and climax! Then they go out to a pond and the ice cracks and mum crawls out regardless of pneumonia or the knife wounds and little girl hangs on to her feet. She kicks her and she drowns.
It sucks. It is not scary even! They play the scary music then zoom to show the girl drinking milk and giving him a scary look. WTF. It's such a lame thriller.
- There's no ghost.
- There's no constant blood and guts.
- Not many sudden scares.
- Too much prelude.
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